Sweet 16
East
Rolling Stones will roll. They will have to get by upset-minded Emylou Harris. Belle and Sebastones, with the zone of indifference, will take care of business and will eventually have to get by Waylon Jenner, although look for Peter the Wolf to give Jenner all he can handle.
West
Ian Hunter will eat the Foreign bastards for a small snack, then march to the 16. Lucinda Williams will drive by the drive-bys, why? Because she is the most motha -frickin- rockin rollin chick ever seen in this tournament. Why she hasn’t ever won is beyond me...but neither has the fab four or the fab five for that matter. Look for the Radio Head to make it to sweet 16 along with Nick Lowe. Look for the Nazaroth to suck real bad.
SW
Greg Allman will reach 16, and most likely beyond. The Allman is strong and hungry. I have never seen him playing this well since the concerts in Monterey. Steve Earle will make some noise and get to 16. The Paul Simon has not had a point guard to run the offense since Garfunle went pro. A/C D/C is a popular pick, but I am not popular. I once wore red white and blue bell bottoms in 8th grade. I’ll take George Jones. KOL will see Jones in the sweet 16.
SE
Let’s look at Bobby Dylan. I think he can handle Richards. Old Richards is running on fumes. Losing 8 of his last ten games, it’s a wonder he got in at all. But here he is. Bobby smells blood on the tracks and will sit the old-timer down. Check it. I got the Beatles moving on, no real competition here. George Harrison will take out his revenge on Eric Clapton for stealing his girlfriend, and the Fab 4 will easily make the 16. Look for Ween and up-start Adele to round off the sweet 16.
East
Rolling Stones will roll. They will have to get by upset-minded Emylou Harris. Belle and Sebastones, with the zone of indifference, will take care of business and will eventually have to get by Waylon Jenner, although look for Peter the Wolf to give Jenner all he can handle.
West
Ian Hunter will eat the Foreign bastards for a small snack, then march to the 16. Lucinda Williams will drive by the drive-bys, why? Because she is the most motha -frickin- rockin rollin chick ever seen in this tournament. Why she hasn’t ever won is beyond me...but neither has the fab four or the fab five for that matter. Look for the Radio Head to make it to sweet 16 along with Nick Lowe. Look for the Nazaroth to suck real bad.
SW
Greg Allman will reach 16, and most likely beyond. The Allman is strong and hungry. I have never seen him playing this well since the concerts in Monterey. Steve Earle will make some noise and get to 16. The Paul Simon has not had a point guard to run the offense since Garfunle went pro. A/C D/C is a popular pick, but I am not popular. I once wore red white and blue bell bottoms in 8th grade. I’ll take George Jones. KOL will see Jones in the sweet 16.
SE
Let’s look at Bobby Dylan. I think he can handle Richards. Old Richards is running on fumes. Losing 8 of his last ten games, it’s a wonder he got in at all. But here he is. Bobby smells blood on the tracks and will sit the old-timer down. Check it. I got the Beatles moving on, no real competition here. George Harrison will take out his revenge on Eric Clapton for stealing his girlfriend, and the Fab 4 will easily make the 16. Look for Ween and up-start Adele to round off the sweet 16.
Yes, Tony, let's look at the visibly aged Bob Dylan. You say he can handle Richards. Well, He was just sent home by Bob Seger...in his first game. Geez. Bobby smelled blood all right, he smelled his own.
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