LaLonde: "What is this? A rice field? A nuclear plant? Geeze..."

With the troubling news that Emperor Ewing (who still has a committee trying to figure out how many cases of beer fit on a pallet) has apparently been befuddled with some more 'bullship' (to quote the Emperor), several of the competing coaches have raised questions about Ewing's ability to hold onto power.
"This is like one disaster

One Disaster

followed by another,

Another

followed by another..."

Another...

LaLonde told a gathering of mongoloids at a local playground.  "What can we do, when you have a madman running the show?  Statements like 'we had to take liberties'...what next will 'we' take?  Our Freedom?  First they came for the Orange Street Band, and we did nothing.  Then they came for The Verve Pipe, and we did nothing.  I think any sane person can add one plus one, and choose option 'C'..."

Meanwhile, Coach Signore was mumbling something about where he'd put his secret "Nora Jones" pyramid drill plans.  Asked whether those were at all similar to Ewing's much maligned 'Cone Drill', Signore said:  "Mmmph....damned papa...uh...papara....uh...**grumble**...razzle...uh...stupid photographers..."

Also, at an undisclosed location, Coaches Kruska and Sandy "The Girl" Ewing could not be reached for comments on the record.  Though, Sandy did say:  "What a bunch of idiots."  Emperor Ewing, and coaches LaLonde and Signore were elated upon hearing that.  "Wow...that really shows support for our massive task ahead of us..."