Lalonde Looks Forward To Great Lineup: "Wow...Michael Richards, the Everly Brothers...Great Stuff...**what?** Keith? Avett?...Get The F**k Out!"

As the Lineup for SWI is in the final processing, Coach Lalonde stood on a milk crate overlooking a Bay City dairy and proclaimed "Top of the World, MA!  Top of the World!".  He then proceeded to make a few mumbled comments about the assortment of talent making the cut.

(Michael) Keith Richards

"I just can't believe the talent this year has...I mean, hey, who would have thought one of those great stars from "Seinfeld" could slip in.  I didn't even know Michael Richards had any musical talent...that just goes to show what a great actor he is.  I've heard some people claim he plays the greatest slide guitar...when that wind hits you in the face, it really just blows you away."
On being informed that it was Keith Richards who had been entered, Lalonde merely waved his hand frantically, said something that sounded like "Ahhhhhhhhh....damned donkey rides...Mpppffmmm, ggrrrffrazzel...", which a nearby illegal immigrant translated as meaning:  "Oh, I'm oddly mistooken, and gratifully apologizes to the extreme."


"But, still, I jacked up about the Everly Brothers finally getting their due.  I mean, they've been around for years, and this is a great chance for them to show what they can do."

Again, the local II informed Lalonde that it was in fact The Avett Brothers, not the Everly Brothers.  Informed of this, Lalonde stormed out of the dairy, crossed the street, entered a local drinking establishment, and promptly ordered two large rectangular pizzas..."To Go, Motherf**ker!  Let me ask you something...Does Michael Richards LOOK like a bitch?  Huh!...Then why're you trying to f**k him like a bitch?"

Michael (Keith) Richards

The Everly (Avett) Brothers