AP -Middleville
Starwars emperor Ewing is not only a heartless dictator but apparently a pretty good dancer as well. A recent photo taken of the Emperor shows that he seems to enjoy grooving and shakin'. "I like to go deep into the woods, blast out some of the Old Billy Idol and, well, just lose myself." Witnesses say there was quite a bit of the arm-pumping action and later was seen doing a great impression of Steve Stevens while playing air-giuitar.
Questions have surfaced as to his mental state and his ability to command the respect of his players. When informed of his latest antics, The Ween seemed worried. "We have a big game against John Hiatt, and what is he doing to help us? Dancing in the woods? Really? What an ass."
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