Lalonde Logs Late List. Laments Loses

After staring at a blank bracket sheet for about a month, interim coach Frank "Call Me Ishmael" Lalonde finally announced his selections for this year's tournament:
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The East:

The Stones over BC Communion
The Pink Floyd will easily handle The (Robert) Johnson
The Decemberists over play-in E Harris
Healey over Hancock in battle of the H's
The (G) Harrison upsetting The Wilco
The Belle and Sebastian over The Lynn
The Zeppelin over The KPs
The Jennings over The Wolf
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The Stones over The Floyd
The Healey over The Decemberists
The B/S over The Harrison
The Zep over The Jennings
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Stones over Healey
Zep over B/S
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The Stones over The Zeps
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The West:

Hunter over The Foreigner
The Rafferty upsetting The Colter
The Dandy Warhols upsetting The Williams
DBT over The Jam
My Morning Jacket over JLee
Radiohead over The Jackson Browne
Train upsetting The Flaming Lips
The Lowe over The Nazareth
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Hunter over Rafferty
DBT over The DWarhols
Radiohead over My Morning Jacket
Lowe over Train
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Hunter over DBT
Radiohead upsetting Lowe
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Hunter over Radiohead
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The SW:

Allman over Johnny
Springsteen over Avetts
Earle over The Simon
The Petty over The ChemBros
AC/DC over The Robbins
GJones over The Devo
MumSons over The Heads
KOL over The Blood
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Allman over Springsteen
Petty over Earle
AC/DC over The GJones
KOL over MumSons
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Allman over Petty
KOL over AC/DC
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KOL upsetting Allman
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The SE:

The Richards over The Plant
The Dylan upsetting Seger
Cars over Heavy
Beatles over Clapton
Truckers over Strokes
JLewis upsetting The Ween
Adele upsetting The Skynyrd
The Hiatt over Crowes
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The Richards over Dylan
Cars over Beatles
Truckers over JLewis
Hiatt over Adele
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Richards over Cars
Hiatt over Truckers
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Richards over Hiatt
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Stones over Hunter
Richards over KOL
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Stones over Richards
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