Heading into final bracket settings, Signore is putting his best assets forward. "I want to put my best teams high, way up firm and high," a giggling Signore mused. Signore claims that he "played Ewing like a cheap violin" by not getting stuck with his teams stuck in unwanted spots, leaving him free to bob and weave his teams into prime position. When once again I pressed Signore about accusations of collusion Signore seemed irritated. "My teams have won the Darth Vader trophy two years running. I am a man of the people but I am a man, if you know what I mean. I will consent to the minimums set down by the league, but I will not be forced to pay high prices for over rated catchers. Lance Parrish was an ass. Let me remind you that our youth are being influenced by rock and roll and drugs. What was the question again?" This is Serene Branson reporting.
Lucinda Williams sings more songs about dead guys....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXbn1-aVQw8
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