Coach LaLonde went on the record to say that any future picks he makes will be off the record. He then proceeded to make selections in the various play-in games (all the time muttering something about 'stupid bracket mishaps', 'stupid beer cases', 'stupid...stupid...stupid..."):
16 Seeds in East: Black Country Communion (UT San Antonio) Vs The Floaters (Alabama St)
--No surprises here...The Floaters will advance...you can bet everything you have on that (though I'll hang onto MY wallet...)
12 Seeds in East: Emmylou Harris (Clemson) Vs Blind Willie Johnson (UAB)
--A little bit of Country...The Harris will 'handle' The Johnson...on AND off the court, 600(0) - 2
11 Seeds in SW: Marty Robbins (USC) Vs Nora Jones (VCU)
--What can I say? Oh...you want a pick...ok...The Jones' over The Robbins...Easy Money...
16 Seeds in SE: Robert Plant (NC Asheville) Vs Michael Jackson (Arkansas Little Rock)
--I've gotta say...I'm impressed with the way The Michael Jackson has been handling the 'Moonwalk' Drill, but The Robert Plant has the presence of mind to 'walk' all over The Jackson...
Frank: The now infamous "Bullship" quote, I MEANT to say 'bullship'. As Emporer of Star Wars, I will not try to be vulgar. The word Bullship tells the adults what I mean. It also conveys to kids, mongoloids and Tony that adults sometimes get a little funny in the head. You know, funny.
ReplyDeleteThe Oriental interpreter goes, "Hey Hi...the man making speech says the cattle herd soon be meat, can now board the ship and then some."
I'd love to see The Floaters advance. They rarely do, but now I am on the Floaters band wagon yes.
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