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Thursday, March 24, 2011

HE GONE!


Starwars Predictions

East
Rolling Stones see a red door and they want it painted black.  Jeff Healey sees nothing really, so “he gone!” Stones 55 Healey 45
The Harrison ball club looks to make Waylon weep gently.  Waylon will probably stop by a road house in Texas before the game and get stinking drunk and forget where he parked his truck. “He Gone!” Harrison 55 Watlon 45

How the West was won
Williams is a bad ass.  I have said it before and will say it again She is a bad ass.  But Ian Hinter is once bitten twice shy and will use multiple sets to confuse the Williams defense.  This game is over before it starts.  Hunter, and all his young dudes will roll.  “She Gone!”  Hunter 55 Williams 45
The Head and the Lowe will be the best game to watch here.  Nick Lowe has the edge because he knows you gotta be cruel to be kind.  So the Radio Head, “He Gone!”  Lowe 55 Head 45

How the Southwest was won
Not sure why Paul Simon is even in the same gym (pronounced “jim”) with the powerful Gregg Allman.  Yes he has overdosed more times than Kieth Richards, but so what. The man can hit a mid-range jump shot better than anyone.  Simon? “He Gone!”  Allman 55  Simon 45
Look for Norah Jones to continue crazy run.  She knows nothing about collusion and “the band I can not say” will fall. “Band i can’t say?”  “The Gone!”  Jones 55 Band I can not say 45

Sou-easter
Like trying to ride a mountain bike through rivers of brine, this bracket is too hard to cross.  But here we go. Beatles take out Seger. “He Gone!”  Bealte 55 Seger 45
Ween looks strong.  They have some insane belief system, golden tablets, arch- angels....but they win baby.  Look for Ween to edge out Haitt. And...”He Gone!”  Ween 55 Haitt 45


Final Four
East - Stones
West - Hunter
Sw - Allman
SE - Ween

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