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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Kirby Kyle Award Created For 2011

Mark Ewing was elated to get NCAA approval of yet another award, The Kirby Kyle.  This award will go to the highest advancing DEAD performer(s).  "You know so much of the spotlight goes to living performers continuing to put out CDs.  With the exception of Jimi Hendrix, who puts out an album or two ever month, I don't think the dead people have a way to keep putting music out. The Kirby Kyle gives dead people a voice." 
  Who has the best chance for a Kirby Kyle?  "Why that is pretty easy, yet hard as well.  Waylan Jennings, Jeff Healey, Robert Johnson, parts of Lynyrd Skynyrd, and uh, I think both Keith Richards and George Jones are not actually alive, even though they still walk around and talk...well, I guess you have to totally dead."

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