With Emporer Ewing laying out a complex strategy that (again) caught Toilet Room Attendant Tony Signore with his pants down, the Southeast bracket advanced with 7 Ewing teams left intact. Ewing used VETERAN bands such as Bob Seger, Keith Richards, The Cars, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd and John Hiatt to surround the overconfident and starving throngs of groups like The Heavy, The Old Crowes, and Jenny Lewis. The one Signore win was The Strokes taking out The Mother Truckers. Signore seeded Robert Plant and Eric Clapton with extremely low positions and they just didn't have the string to help out the savage attacks of The Ewing Squadron. The Signore forces were forced to eat nothing but hardtack for the two weeks prior and this really pissed his guys off. Ewing was pleased. "The Strokes took one of our guys out. Now they have to pay the paper(sic) and face Ween. I'd like to see the look on their (expletive) faces when that happens."
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