TV's Captain Quint Sums Up the First Week

Captain Quint: Big Star Wars Fan

"Y'know by the end of that first round, lost a dozens of teams! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many teams, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a really good team, The Kings of Leon. I thought they were  asleep, reached over to wake them up.. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... they'd been bitten in half below the waist by these radioactive chickenhearts ."
 "You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again."

" So, 68 teams went into the Star Wars last week, and just 16 teams come out, the sharks took the rest, March the 20th, 2011."  

"Anyway, we delivered the bomb."