Frank LaLonde Predicts Tonight's Winner:
Lalonde originally predicts Devo-REO final matchup - forgets to predict winner. ""Damned space junk"...:
http://www.mediaite.com/online/ncaa-bracket-finalist-loses-100k-because-he-forgot-to-pick-a-winner/
Monday, April 7, 2014
Sunday, April 6, 2014
What do we got? George Harrison Vs Roxy Music? NO! We have 8-Deke Dickerson VS 7-Old Crow Medicine Show for Final Game!
06Apr14: Yes, quite the shocker. Never before in Star Wars History have 2 lower-ranked seeds gone this far to duke it out. We have the first 'guest host' in history getting to the finals, Abe. Abe is under heavy scrutiny for abandoning his team. Old Crow doesn't seem to care. Mark Ewing coaches Deke Dickerson, although he never thought Deke would get in instead of George Harrison, Devo, The Rolling Stone or The Cramps. Ewing is scrambling to find a good album by Deke Dickerson.
Another crushing defeat for George Harrison. So close to getting "All Things Must Pass", but Harrison just didn't play well, especially at the end. I'll repeat what JimBob said when Devo went down: "Mthr%^&fck87r". It's the only thing I can think to say. I may be done with George Harrison, that album is too hard to get, it's too elusive. Might have to move on. Reminds me when I kept trying to get Sniff N the Tears album, after a few years of getting no effort, I move on. I'll never have that song, "Driver's Seat". Too elusive.
Next year promises to bring some exciting changes to Star Wars. Stay tuned. Some exciting punishments and rules will frustrate guest hosts where their behavior will be monitored on a daily basis. So go ahead and do stuff...and see what happens....
Good luck Old Crow, Good luck Deke: Let the Game begin....
06Apr14: Yes, quite the shocker. Never before in Star Wars History have 2 lower-ranked seeds gone this far to duke it out. We have the first 'guest host' in history getting to the finals, Abe. Abe is under heavy scrutiny for abandoning his team. Old Crow doesn't seem to care. Mark Ewing coaches Deke Dickerson, although he never thought Deke would get in instead of George Harrison, Devo, The Rolling Stone or The Cramps. Ewing is scrambling to find a good album by Deke Dickerson.
Another crushing defeat for George Harrison. So close to getting "All Things Must Pass", but Harrison just didn't play well, especially at the end. I'll repeat what JimBob said when Devo went down: "Mthr%^&fck87r". It's the only thing I can think to say. I may be done with George Harrison, that album is too hard to get, it's too elusive. Might have to move on. Reminds me when I kept trying to get Sniff N the Tears album, after a few years of getting no effort, I move on. I'll never have that song, "Driver's Seat". Too elusive.
Next year promises to bring some exciting changes to Star Wars. Stay tuned. Some exciting punishments and rules will frustrate guest hosts where their behavior will be monitored on a daily basis. So go ahead and do stuff...and see what happens....
Good luck Old Crow, Good luck Deke: Let the Game begin....
Thursday, April 3, 2014
The Final Four!!
1-George Harrison Vs 7-Old Crow Medicine Show
2-Roxy Music Vs 8-Deke Dickerson
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Ewing Names Deke Dickerson, George Harrison Albums to Have for Vader Trophy
Deke Dickerson: Number One Hit Record and More Million Sellers (1998)
Winchester, working full-time in the Assigner's office, filled out the proper paperwork for Deke and was happy to say:
"I met Deke and The Ecco-Fonics backstage while reviewing Mike Ness during the "Cheating at Solitaire" Tour. There we talked about their current album and their second album they were anxious to release. Guys with Talent and Experience! "End of the Line" is probably one of the greatest songs on the entire album, reminiscent of one of the few slow songs of "Bill Haley and The Comets" other songs to try: Poon-Tang, Mexicali Rose, and HotRodQueen. Watch for the ALL-STAR line up backing up Deke and the Ecco-Fonics! Great Rockabilly, be-bop, roots, Southern Twang mix! If you like Marty Robins, Elvis Presley, Hank Williams, Lead Belly,Buddy Holley, and the Big Bopper, chances are you'll like this!
And by the way, look at this chicken sandwich! While I have the floor, I'd like to bring up a sore subject, you see, the Grand Rapids refs are taking all the games down here and it's a bunch of bullshit..."
Deke wins The Ukraine!!
Deke Dickerson, an 8-seed, is just as surprised as Mark Ewing to make the Final Four. But remember old Deke defeated Star Wars staple 9-The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and before he knew it, Deke was on the court playing 1-Chris Rea. Deke defeated Rea, to the shock of many. An even bigger test turned out to be fan favorite, 4-The Cramps, and Deke came out the victor. With the Battle of Ukraine on the line Vs 2-Devo, everyone thought Devo was going to prevail, but it was Deke again coming through at the end and The Ukraine was his! Deke is now thrust into the spot light to play 2-Roxy Music.
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George Harrison "All Things Must Pass" (1970)
All Things Must Pass was critically acclaimed on release and, with long stays at number 1 on charts around the world, commercially successful. The album was co-produced by Phil Spector and employs his Wall of Sound production technique to notable effect; Ben Gerson of Rolling Stone described the sound as "Wagnerian, Brucknerian, the music of mountain tops and vast horizons".[1] Reflecting the general surprise at the assuredness of Harrison's post-Beatles debut, Melody Maker's Richard Williams likened the album to Greta Garbo's first role in a talking picture and declared: "Garbo talks! – Harrison is free!"[2] Several critics consider All Things Must Pass to be the best of all the Beatles' solo albums.
The holy grail of Star Wars! Harrison has been ranked number one for 3 straight years in the attempt to make the loser have to purchase the Triple-disk album set. Ewing and Signore have not heard the album all that much, and Ewing has been critical of Harrison's supposed 'gifted' guitar skills, but he does like his music all the same. Signore was drinking scotch at the airport, throwing ice, and it was decided now was not a good time to ask him any questions....
You ask your children: Who won at Tippecanoe? Your moron of a son anwers "William Henry Harrison?". "No, you stupid, bloated idiot- it was George Harrison!"
Harrison feels the pressure to win, but so far he has had no trouble defeating 16-The Floaters, 9-Stevie Ray Vaughn, 4-The Reverend Horton Heat, and Stormtrooper Award winner 11-The Pixies. And now he has 7-The Old Crow Medicine Show (without coach Abe) as his final hurdle to get into the Death Star Duel.
Ewing predicts!! French Fries lifted high in the air? OK, good. Must be the wrong crowd. It's always the wrong crowd. It will be 1-George Harrison over Old Crow. It will be 2-The Roxy Music over 8-Deke Dickerson. In the finals: George Harrison will defeat Roxy Music, 77-70, and Tony Signore will be ordering me the legendary "All Things Must Pass"!!! Yes!!
1-George Harrison Vs 7-Old Crow Medicine Show
2-Roxy Music Vs 8-Deke Dickerson
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Ewing Names Deke Dickerson, George Harrison Albums to Have for Vader Trophy
Deke Dickerson: Number One Hit Record and More Million Sellers (1998)
Winchester, working full-time in the Assigner's office, filled out the proper paperwork for Deke and was happy to say:
"I met Deke and The Ecco-Fonics backstage while reviewing Mike Ness during the "Cheating at Solitaire" Tour. There we talked about their current album and their second album they were anxious to release. Guys with Talent and Experience! "End of the Line" is probably one of the greatest songs on the entire album, reminiscent of one of the few slow songs of "Bill Haley and The Comets" other songs to try: Poon-Tang, Mexicali Rose, and HotRodQueen. Watch for the ALL-STAR line up backing up Deke and the Ecco-Fonics! Great Rockabilly, be-bop, roots, Southern Twang mix! If you like Marty Robins, Elvis Presley, Hank Williams, Lead Belly,Buddy Holley, and the Big Bopper, chances are you'll like this!
And by the way, look at this chicken sandwich! While I have the floor, I'd like to bring up a sore subject, you see, the Grand Rapids refs are taking all the games down here and it's a bunch of bullshit..."
Deke wins The Ukraine!!
Deke Dickerson, an 8-seed, is just as surprised as Mark Ewing to make the Final Four. But remember old Deke defeated Star Wars staple 9-The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and before he knew it, Deke was on the court playing 1-Chris Rea. Deke defeated Rea, to the shock of many. An even bigger test turned out to be fan favorite, 4-The Cramps, and Deke came out the victor. With the Battle of Ukraine on the line Vs 2-Devo, everyone thought Devo was going to prevail, but it was Deke again coming through at the end and The Ukraine was his! Deke is now thrust into the spot light to play 2-Roxy Music.
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All Things Must Pass was critically acclaimed on release and, with long stays at number 1 on charts around the world, commercially successful. The album was co-produced by Phil Spector and employs his Wall of Sound production technique to notable effect; Ben Gerson of Rolling Stone described the sound as "Wagnerian, Brucknerian, the music of mountain tops and vast horizons".[1] Reflecting the general surprise at the assuredness of Harrison's post-Beatles debut, Melody Maker's Richard Williams likened the album to Greta Garbo's first role in a talking picture and declared: "Garbo talks! – Harrison is free!"[2] Several critics consider All Things Must Pass to be the best of all the Beatles' solo albums.
The holy grail of Star Wars! Harrison has been ranked number one for 3 straight years in the attempt to make the loser have to purchase the Triple-disk album set. Ewing and Signore have not heard the album all that much, and Ewing has been critical of Harrison's supposed 'gifted' guitar skills, but he does like his music all the same. Signore was drinking scotch at the airport, throwing ice, and it was decided now was not a good time to ask him any questions....
You ask your children: Who won at Tippecanoe? Your moron of a son anwers "William Henry Harrison?". "No, you stupid, bloated idiot- it was George Harrison!"
Ewing predicts!! French Fries lifted high in the air? OK, good. Must be the wrong crowd. It's always the wrong crowd. It will be 1-George Harrison over Old Crow. It will be 2-The Roxy Music over 8-Deke Dickerson. In the finals: George Harrison will defeat Roxy Music, 77-70, and Tony Signore will be ordering me the legendary "All Things Must Pass"!!! Yes!!
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Abe Stumbles into Final Four, Heavily Sanctioned
Abe does not seem to care about his team. He has clearly quit. They are doing it on their own. Good luck Old Crowe. The Star Wars Review Committee will certainly look into his actions for next years tournament.
Roxy Music Talks Drugs, Sex and Basketball
Bryan Ferry, sporting facial injuries he received in his epic battle with Jeff Tweedy, will face Deek Dickerson. Signore seemed concerned about his starting point guard. "I tossed him a beer after the game and he grabbed at air. Right through his hands. Am I worried? Does Frank LaLonde cross the Saginaw Bay in January to get to Hooters? Hell yes."
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