Abe Stumbles into Final Four, Heavily Sanctioned

Old Crowe Medicine Show will face George Harrison, that is well known.  The fact that OCMS got this far is stupefying. Coach Abe Hoekwater stopped coaching after the first round. He can be seen sitting on the bench texting friends, ordering popcorn and occasionally cheering for his opponent. Sources have reported that he has placed Big Money on his team to lose. "What about it?" quipped Abe. "I really don't like any of my players, they know , I know it. Why can't they be more like, well, George Harrison. He's dead and I still like him more than my team. Bunch of pansy asses. Final four, so what."
Abe does not seem to care about his team. He has clearly quit. They are doing it on their own. Good luck Old Crowe. The Star Wars Review Committee will certainly look into his actions for next years tournament.