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Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Final Four!!

 1-George Harrison Vs 7-Old Crow Medicine Show

2-Roxy Music Vs 8-Deke Dickerson

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Ewing Names Deke Dickerson, George Harrison Albums to Have for Vader Trophy





Deke Dickerson:  Number One Hit Record and More Million Sellers (1998)


Winchester, working full-time in the Assigner's office, filled out the proper paperwork for Deke and was happy to say:
 "I met Deke and The Ecco-Fonics backstage while reviewing Mike Ness during the "Cheating at Solitaire" Tour. There we talked about their current album and their second album they were anxious to release. Guys with Talent and Experience!  "End of the Line" is probably one of the greatest songs on the entire album, reminiscent of one of the few slow songs of "Bill Haley and The Comets" other songs to try: Poon-Tang, Mexicali Rose, and HotRodQueen. Watch for the ALL-STAR line up backing up Deke and the Ecco-Fonics!  Great Rockabilly, be-bop, roots, Southern Twang mix!  If you like Marty Robins, Elvis Presley, Hank Williams, Lead Belly,Buddy Holley, and the Big Bopper, chances are you'll like this!
 And by the way, look at this chicken sandwich!  While I have the floor, I'd like to bring up a sore subject, you see, the Grand Rapids refs are taking all the games down here and it's a bunch of bullshit..."

Deke wins The Ukraine!!
Deke Dickerson, an 8-seed, is just as surprised as Mark Ewing to make the Final Four.  But remember old Deke defeated Star Wars staple 9-The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and before he knew it, Deke was on the court playing 1-Chris Rea.  Deke defeated Rea, to the shock of many.  An even bigger test turned out to be fan favorite, 4-The Cramps, and Deke came out the victor.  With the Battle of Ukraine on the line Vs 2-Devo, everyone thought Devo was going to prevail, but it was Deke again coming through at the end and The Ukraine was his!  Deke is now thrust into the spot light to play 2-Roxy Music. 


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George Harrison  "All Things Must Pass" (1970)

All Things Must Pass was critically acclaimed on release and, with long stays at number 1 on charts around the world, commercially successful. The album was co-produced by Phil Spector and employs his Wall of Sound production technique to notable effect; Ben Gerson of Rolling Stone described the sound as "Wagnerian, Brucknerian, the music of mountain tops and vast horizons".[1] Reflecting the general surprise at the assuredness of Harrison's post-Beatles debut, Melody Maker's Richard Williams likened the album to Greta Garbo's first role in a talking picture and declared: "Garbo talks! – Harrison is free!"[2] Several critics consider All Things Must Pass to be the best of all the Beatles' solo albums.
  The holy grail of Star Wars!  Harrison has been ranked number one for 3 straight years in the attempt to make the loser have to purchase the Triple-disk album set.  Ewing and Signore have not heard the album all that much, and Ewing has been critical of Harrison's supposed 'gifted' guitar skills, but he does like his music all the same.  Signore was drinking scotch at the airport, throwing ice, and it was decided now was not a good time to ask him any questions....

You ask your children: Who won at Tippecanoe?  Your moron of a son anwers "William Henry Harrison?".  "No, you stupid, bloated idiot- it was George Harrison!"

 Harrison feels the  pressure to win, but so far he has had no trouble defeating 16-The Floaters, 9-Stevie Ray Vaughn, 4-The Reverend Horton Heat, and Stormtrooper Award winner 11-The Pixies. And now he has 7-The Old Crow Medicine Show (without coach Abe) as his final hurdle to get into the Death Star Duel. 

Ewing predicts!!  French Fries lifted high in the air?  OK, good.  Must be the wrong crowd.  It's always the wrong crowd.  It will be 1-George Harrison over Old Crow.  It will be 2-The Roxy Music over 8-Deke Dickerson.   In the finals:  George Harrison will defeat Roxy Music, 77-70, and Tony Signore will be ordering me the legendary "All Things Must Pass"!!!  Yes!!



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