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Monday, March 14, 2011

'Mystery' Opening Act For Star Wars Idiots 2kII Announced

Bengazi (maybe east Libya, maybe west Libya) - Coach Tony Signore proudly announced the opening act for SWI 2011.  Through a series of translators, Signore's statement was finally understood by the numerous illegal immigrants crowding the basement janitor closet of The Death Star.

"Mmmph...I'zzzkdkdk  **damn fine Bhut** gnarf...  I'm Proud to **grabbnag** announce a surprise (or, for our Asian friends:  Sulplise)...Let me Int....***grabbbbmmmmmm  MORE FRIED SQUID***...Uh, er...uh...Introduce someone who needs no introduction...**what...I said ...?...Ooooohhh....**." Signore told the gathering.

So, after much obfuscation (and confusion)...here's the Special Guest:

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