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| Tony Signore Calls On Radiohead to defend Jennings/Healey offensive |
Since the beginning of the Star Wars skirmish in 2011, The West and The East were destined to meet in the middle. Hundreds of troops and weapons are on there way to Houston Texas, where the battle for the Vader will take place. It will not be pretty. The time of the big war is almost upon us. With Tony Signore's Radiohead advancing through and taking the Western bracket, Mark Ewing has The 4-Jeff Healey Blind Melons and The 2-Waylan Jennings Outlaws ready to battle it out for the Eastern Bracket. The winner will be sent forward to battle Radiohead.
"We thought the 1-Rollings Stones would take the East, but Jeff Healey proved to be the better visionary to advance. He just sees everything better. By the way, did you see ole Waylan finally put an end to George Harrison? Was not even close, my friends," said Mark Ewing. "You can find George's body in that burning wreckage over there aboot 3 clicks. Harrison is dead. He is all messed up. "
"GUYS! I would have to guess it is gonna be Jeff Healey as the chosen group to take on my Radiohead," ejaculated Tony Signore. Or maybe it is Waylan Jennings coming at us. I can't tell right now. Look at my hands, you all. They are a sickly frozen white-colour. My hands. My frozen hands." Signore has been holed up in an undisclosed bunker for many weeks now. He is beggining to signs of wear and tear. Signore seems to be a tired and beaten leader, but for some reason he is not giving up. "I am gonna go to Florida soon, guys, but you won't be able to find me unless you find my frozen hands..." ejaculated Signore. Ewing intelligence (that is NOT an oxymoron) is still trying to break the hidden meanings behind some of Signore's transmissions.
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| Bob Seger Advances Toward Signore's hole |
The Southeast: Ewing has marched his way through the SouthEast with little or no trouble. It was just a matter of time to see which faction would take the Title. You thought Keith Richards? You also thought Beatles, you thought your Ween, you thought your John Hiatt. It was General Bob Seger who won the Southeast. Bob Seger and his rag tag bunch of Silver Bullits. Seger, always the underdog, but always the victor has been the key member of Mark Ewing's Operation Pants Down strategy. Seger has a new album coming out this year. Ewing wants Tony Signore to be forced to buy it for him. Seger is the last line of defense as he now will invade the Bloody Southwest bracket where 1-Gregg Allman is getting ready to attack 11-Nora Jones. "It appears Nora Jones really doesn't have a chance, but you can't count her out", ejaculated Tony Signore.
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