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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Robert Plant Takes Out Michael Jackson in Star Wars Opener!

  Shark bits and pieces of noses everywhere after game

  Frank Lalonde Correctly Picks Plant As Winner

  Blind Willie Johnson Eliminated  by  Emmylou Harris in 2nd game

  Robert Plant, who Tony Signore insulted by putting him in as a 16th-seed, was behind most of the game, until the Golden Gods took The Michael Jackson Silver Gloves to the bathhouse in OVERTIME.   "Plant hung in there and did a good job of setting the pace", said Manager Peter Grant.  "What chaps my ass was those kids selling their posters in the concourses.  Just an extra nickel to be drained, by exploiting Led Zeppelin, with stars n stripes behind it."
  Plant will next tee-off against old friend 1-Seeded Keith Richards.  Richards will be a heavy favorite.  Michael Jackson put up a good fight, but in the end, he let it slip away.  "Everyone is just ignorant.  They just ignorant", said a glum Jako.
  Robert Plant, after a threesome with some ginger groupies, hopped in a cab and was on his way to join up with 7-Led Zeppelin, who have a game Vs 10-Katy Perry.

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