Coach Signore gave another rambling account of his dealings with Emperor Ewing, who has been berating Signore's selections for this year's SWI tournament.
"Let me be cl....**sprmmmrf...MORE bhut!***...uh..clear...Ewing doesn't care for my groups that much...Well, I've got something to ***sputter***gnrarf....mmm, good fries*** say: Duh...Winning!"
As Signore continued, stormtroopers continued to surround the rebel forces attempting to toilet paper (T.P.) Signore's podium, on which Signore was still pontificating. He continued unabashed: "This is very good news. They (Ewing, on charges of collusion) continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
Ewing could not be reached for comment, as he was conducting a grueling cone drill with The Bob Seger.
Seger passed with flying colors, I'll have you know. He will NOT lose in Round One.
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