The Bob Seger Bullits: Sweet 16 Baby!
Bob Seger has been in just about every Star Wars. He has never been too high of a seed since Mark Ewing has owned most of his stuff. When The Emporer Ewing formed his infamous VETERAN squad of rockers (Operation Pants Down) to plunder away some of the Signore idiots, Bob Seger was one of the bands that Ewing put special pride into and gave him a pretty high 8-seed. A big responsibility. Seger took out that 'fiesty sons a bitch' Bob Dylan in the first game. Not an easy task at all. Paired up now with the elite Keith Richards, Seger didn't really seem to have a chance....but he came to play. And play he did. The game went down to the wire, and Bob Seger prevailed and sent Richards home. Richards played a good game. Richards seemingly had the game won many times. But Seger played tough. Seger played better. "You know, I was reading in Rolling Stone Magazine, where they say Bob Seger is a true force in Star Wars......I said, Ship Ahoy, I've known that for 10 years!", said Mark Ewing.
8-Seger will take on the 4-Beatles, who just got past the 5-Cars in a great game last night. "The Cars are a good team, can't believe they Gone," ejaculated Tony Signore.
The other game in the Southeast Bracket: 3-Ween will face off with 2-John Hiatt next week.
"The winner of Ween Vs John Hiatt battle is the squadron I will have to rely on to get me into Vader territory. If the Gregg Allman forces keep advancing, as I think they may....I have great confidence in one of these bands, be it Ween, be it Hiatt, be it Beatle, be it Seger........ being Allman's Waterloo", said Ewing.
As Wicked As It Seems: Richards is Gone! Ewing loses his Number One Seed in the SE Bracket.
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