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Friday, March 18, 2011
Pecking Order Upset, Signore Squad Running Like Chickens With Heads Cut Off
"The Infidel Signore Must Be Defeated"
Death Star (Court 3) -- Following the amazing victory by Coach Lalonde's Radioactive Chicken Heads in the Southwest 2nd round, the entire region has been thrust into turmoil. As Coach Signore was seen wandering around blindly plucking hairs from his palms, The RCH prepared for their next match against the vaunted KOL Nationalist Army. As some in the arena kept calling for a no-fry zone, the situation has escalated to epic proportions.
Statue, which Signore had planned to unveil following the 'easy win', prior to being torn down by RCH militia forces.
"Pluck him!" Lalonde could be heard shouting to the gathered throng. "Pluck him! The infidel Signore must be made accountable for the indecencies of the past! We will never forgive. We will never forget. The gauntlet has been thrown down. A line in the farmyard has been drawn. He can take his so-called "Seas Friar" and stick it where the sun don't shine (and I'm sure you all know where THAT is...). If he wants a cock-fight, then so be it. Even though he's been preparing for that contingency, constantly wearing his pants around his ankles."
The following video was filmed at the top secret facility for experimental farming of genetically modified giant vegetables and poultry that the Radioactive Chicken Heads call home:
Meanwhile, Coach Signore gave an impromptu speech from his secret bunker under section 13G: "Krmmp...hmmm...MORE HOT WINGS!...They must be in the friar NOW!...grbbble...wimble wimble..."
The next matchup for RCH will be against Signore's much feared Kings of Leon squad. As if anticipating this matchup, a video has been unearthed which now seems eerily prophetic:
"We will fight them in the Kitchens...we will fight them in the Janitor Closets..."
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