Will the Willies be Storm Troopers?

Several groups are in line for the coveted Storm Trooper award after Round One.  President Signore had this to say at his Saturday morning shoot-around. "Feel pretty good, pretty, pretty good.  Our teams made a sham and a mockery....in fact two shams and a mockery of the Stalingrad division. I haven't seen a division  this weak since the Twins won the Central in 2009.  Look at Green Sky....that was some win, eh?  Lynne, Willies, Sisters, are all rookies, but they didn't play like it.  Damn, what the hell was Ewing doing? I like how the veterans stepped up as well, Petty and Sir Paul and Clapton....oh!  and REO! All good, all good.  Now somebody get me a carrot."  Signore was later seen chewing on a carrot and doing a very good Harry Carey impersonation. It is this reporter's opinion that Ewing is in deep trouble.  Last night the Rolling Stones got into a shouting match with Bobby Dylan. Is Ewing losing control? His entire tournament is now resting on several grey-haired  groups and a pop band from Japan.