Ewing Looks to Veterans to Take Guadalcanal

It has not been a great war for Mark Ewing YET.  He lost literally everybody in the Stonewall.   He has got only UFO and The Polysics as his only hope in the Scott Division, or is it the Robert Lee, or the Marge Schott?  Even Signore is not sure.  Anyway, it looks bad there too.

 However, Stalingrad, my Stalingrad, is in good hands with Graham Parker and The Raveonettes.  2-Jenny Lewis didn't make it, and that is a shame.  War is not always a pleasant thing.

 Guadalcanal:  1-Rolling Stones blew out REM pretty quickly, they are now ready to advance.  The stupid Shinsters have one job: Kill Eric Clapton and they lay down..... and allow 3-Bobby Dylan to advance. 

Ah the Dylan. 

One day in 1983, Mark Ewing sat down and listened to a Bobby Dylan record.  Next he started making little cassette tape copies of Dylan's  early, funny  stuff.  When "Empire Burlesque" came out, Ewing was on the train. "Dylan probably should have been a 1-seed, but I am confident he can even get to the Final Four.  I'd like to see the Stones and Bobby Dylan meet each other to raise thy flag at ol Guadal."

Sometimes his lyrics are hard to follah.  Ewing can help:

Thunder Mountain


Thunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon
A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon
Today's the day, gonna grab my trombone and blow
Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go

What this means:  War is breaking out all over hell, and Tony knows this. He knows he has to organize his troops.  Instead, he decides to give some self love. Obviously the trombone is his penis, the hot stuff is.....(censored).

Bob Dylan forges ahead.  Tony Signore, that sons a bitch,  gets mixed up real bad.  Look for Bobby Dylan to find Sir Paul McCartney and kill him.  Ewing has ordered Dylan to bury Paul's heart in a Guadalcanalian swamp.