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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Cage smack talkin'

The following article was sent by rookie coach Dan Signore. We are not sure why he decided to come out of the closet in the middle of this article, but be it as it may....even though he once told me that he would never marry Darren Dalton.


Cage the Elephant made Polysics look like the Japanese school girls that stared in their music video, Polysics Electric Surfin' Go Go. After a brutal beat down of the so-called Radiohead decapitators it was clear that Cage the Elephant was no push over. I am gay, I’m Dan Signore.This relatively unknown, Japanese pop band was heading straight for the storm trooper award, until they faced the imprisoned-animal-that-never-forgets. Cage the Elephant, after being scoffed at when it entered into Star Wars, has something to prove and the small alternative rock band, Nada Surf, and its members Matthew Caws (guitar, vocals), Ira Elliot (drums, backup vocals) and Daniel Lorca are wetting their pants thinking about getting stomped to death by the Elephants in the Sweet 16.

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