Mark Predicts Sweet 16 Going to the Final Four

Stalingrad:
  1-Graham Parker (In kentucky you eat Graham crackers)over the 4-Heartless Bastards. (you want Indy? You a bastard)  Parker is too powerful!!

3-The Raveonettes over the 15-Little Willies.  Ravs too talented, Willies have not seen tough competition. (The Bay has a Rav party. Write an X with your Willie.)
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George McClellan
 1-Black Keys over the 4-Raul Malo:  Black Keys should be able to beat the shit out of Malo-the quietest 4-seed in Star Wars, no one ever cares to talk about him. (MSU takes blacks, Lou loves malo cups)

7-Cage The Elephant over 3-Nada Surf:  Cage has played tough.  Dan Signore's soccer coaching has transferred well to Star Wars. (Nada good ever happens in Marquette, Florida partys too much, need a big cage)
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Stonewall
  4-Peter Frampton over 1-George Harrison:  Harrison loves syrup all over his big stack of flapjacks. What a mess, all that syrup everywhere, way too many pancakes, how can one person eat that many?  Frampton quickly becoming a Cinderalla.  He Downded Syndromed UP off Springsteen, then beat Nick Lowe and 5-Mott the Hoople.  Frampton outplays Harrison on guitar anyway. Frampton is WISked away.

6-Whitney Houston over 2-Roy Orbison:  Why not, Houston, not without sin (Cin), has the street smarts to upset ol Roy.  Mark has all his stuff, why Tony had to put him in StarWars is another example of errors by Tony.  Lets all pull for Whitney. (But keep your ORBs on Ohio State.)
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Guadalcanal
  1-The Rolling Stones over 13-Sir Tom Petty:  Signore has turned Guadalcanal upside down.  Stones have been hit hard, and are not at full strength, but they can still take it.  Petty could be resting on his big award laurels and not be able to concentrate.  Guadalcanal is the bloodiest of Divisions, it won't be easy for anyone.  I like the Stones. (OH OH Ohio!-Tom Petty)

2-The Shins over 11-Paul McCartney:  I kan get kicked in the shins.....but I don't even know what to think here.  The Shins have done nothing to indicate they could lose.....McCartney will be punished for beating down Bobby Dylan. I Kan get kicked in the shins, but NC State has an English Mate in Paul.)

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Final Four:  Stalingrad-McClellan:  1-Graham Parker Vs 1-Black Keys

                    Stonewall-Guadalcanal: 4-Peter Frampton Vs 1-Rolling Stones.
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