Final Four Preview

Heading into the Big Easy, The Final Four of Star Wars wobble on, ready for the Battle of Orleans. Vegas has produced the odds:

2.5 — 2-Roy Orbison's  line over 2-The Shins.


8.5 — 1-Graham Parker's line over 4-Raul Malo.

-"Its been a good tournament this year", said Star Wars Imperial Wizard Mark Ewing. "We had some great upsets from The Polysics and The Secret Sisters.  We had Sir Tommy Petty go on a great run from way back in the pack.  Peter Frampton, Paul McCartney, Cage The Elephant played tough."

"Where is my pen?", added Tony Signore, (a mere private first class rocket pup.)

 It didn't go well for everyone.  For every Cinderella story, there is a band that got cut down way too early.  "2-Radiohead and 2-Jenny Lewis.  Very disappointing.  Bob Dylan, was eliminated by some tough sons a bitches.  Nick Cave went out too early to the upstart Greensky Bluegrass or whatever the hell that is...." You know, I say it every damn year,  Elvis Costello gets his ass kicked....."said Ewing.

What albums are on the line?

"Hey Parker, where did you get those glasses frames?  From the vent window of a '98 Oldsmobile?"-Tony Signore.

Well, it will not be George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass".  "Signore has been taunting me with him getting that double CD with the large price tag.  Well, his own guy (Orbison) too him out, so that is it for Georgie and his very  basic guitar work.  Maybe he should a tried more stuff on that Sitar or perhaps the electric clavicle."

Mark Ewing is not 100 sure of what albums he wants.  "Give me a few days to figure it out.  Parker has a gigantic and impressive Discography, I need time to get it right, I'll look for some really big box set or something, or an import.  They will have to order it from the Believe In Music store in Nepal."

 "The Shins, I don't even know how many records they have.  They won't win it anyway.  This is the year of the Parker."

"I like......music.", said Tony Signore.