They Gone! Tony Gone! Shake-up at McClellan Division? Black Keys Fall!!
1-Seed Black Keys fall to 4-Seed Raul Malo in McClellan Division!
Tony Signore nervously paced his kitchen, putting away syrup, and pancake mix. "I had some pancakes with George Harrison, and I could not BELIEVE how many hot cakes George can put away. He pours syrup all over his FLAPJACKS!! Gonna give him a heart ATTACKKK!! (Why Tony talks like this is anybody's guess).
Only days before, Tony sat down with ol' Roy Orbison. Signore expressed shock and dismay when he learned that everynight before Roy Orbison goes to bed, he sits down to a big bowl of Ohio Buckeyes. "Get them bitches covered with milk", says, Roy. "These buckeyes have made a mess of my teeth, but I love em. Give me MORE BUCKEYES!!"
Anway, Black Keys OUT! Malo Cups to take on Nada-Cage winner, which is going on now....goota watch it...I'll be back tomarah!!
''His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean''....Bobby Dylan
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