Frampton Happy Not to be Dead!

Peter Frampton was eliminated from the tournament.  By losing to the powerful George Harrison, Frampton seemed relieved. "Yeah man. I started looking around at the other fellas, and they are  all dead.  Not just really old, like me, but really dead!" Glad to still be breathing."
The Stonewall Jackson division apparently has few guidelines on who is allowed to enter.  Signore has always played loose and easy with the rules of life.  "Hey, I just put them on the court. Let God sort it out," Signore chuckled.

George Harrison, Whitney Houston and Roy Orbison could not be reached for comment.