Fuss and Feathers Replaced!

Robert E. lee knew the importance of taking the high ground.  At the end of Day One of the battle of Gettysburg, Lee ordered General Ewell, to take Cemetery Hill. Ewell, did not.  And the rest, as they say, is history. The Union controlled the battle field.  The ensuing slaughter would require the loss of thousands of soldiers, both grey and blue.  Yes, Day One.

Round One, is over.  I ordered Winfield Scott to take the high ground.  But as usual, ‘Old Fuss and Feathers’ was more interested in making sure his ascot matched his pantaloons, rather than taking care of business at hand.  The result was a disaster.  Not only did he allow the infidels Nada Surf to penetrate the front line, but also, and maybe more costly, he let Ploy-texas gun down reigning champion Radiohead.  When General Lee found out that  Stonewall Jackson had his arm amputated after the battle of Chancellorsville, he said, “Jackson has lost his left arm, but I have lost my right arm.” Without Radiohead to snuff out the infidels in this division, I have little hope.  So it is with heavy heart that as of today, Winfield Scott will be replaced with with George McClellan.  

Please make note in your Brackets that on today’s date, Saturday, March 17, 2012, the Winfield Scott Division must be referred to as the George McClellan Division.