Ewing puts in Sanctions
Mark Ewing felt he had no choice to come down on Star Pup Frank Lalonde for his lack of participation in the 2012 Star Wars Games. Seeking a thrill, Lalonde coached the Red Hot Carrot Tops(sic) a few years back with mediocre results. He was rewarded this year to a 6-seed for his news articles contributions that helped drive up the Star Wars to a frantic pace. Lalonde chose Frank Zappa this year. While the readers of the Blog waited for Frank to put in some articles, Zappa was bowled over by the hot Paul McCartney. Lalonde did not put in a single article, although he was seen throwing out dozens of news articles to the Facebook. "We got 12 blurbs a day from him. News of the odd, and news of the downright mundane. Today it was: How to make a chocolate Millenium Falcon, a photo of a windmill, and an obiturary to someone I never knew.
"Lalonde will have to move down to a 13-seed. Nothing personal, just business. He will have to submit an actual band that tries to be a band and not a circus act."
Tony Signore: "Frank is the wicked man. He shoulda get kicked out for a year, oh laws, but well, he is a 13-seed now. I love the slop. I eat it up."
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