When Would You Wear That Batman Necklace? And other Stupid Signore Remarks.

As Mark Ewing scans his 'hot sheet' Star Wars list, he can't help but get overcome with emotion.  "You know, you have to mix it up.  You have your basic RockNRoll, you have your Blues, you have your curve balls, you got your Country, you have your alternative.  I'm a liking my mix.  While other vermin like Tony Signore will feature only basic bullshit and country, makes for a bad vibe.   Look for Signore put in blind boys of Alabammy.  I think my boys can wipe them off the face of the earth with the new Signore rule.  Todd Rungren will go in for him, so will Johnny Cash, John Lennon, Beatle, Lyle Lovett, probably even Justin Bieber.  I feel sad for him, he is such an ass."

  Ewing promises one of the best groups, as far as talent goes since 2004. 

"Got some strong basic Rock, going way high, got some surprises, got a few Country, got some old timers, got some kids.  I can't wait to see how it all plays oot.  Aboot 7 groups always get in, all-time favorites, and this year will be no exception.  Devo, Zeppelin, Desire Straits (sic) almost always make it.  You know, Skynyrd didn't make it last year, I thought that cold bastard Signore would put them in, Billy Powell on piano, and all, (Owooooh!), I would like to see them get in."