Tony Signore Denies Russian Collusion, Tells Reporters to "Stuff Those Tomatoes".

Somewhere in Lappland (Deja Vu)--More woes beset Tony Signore today when rumors of a secret noodle factory owned by the noted Star Wars Idiot surfaced.  As several Pakistani 7-11 workers scrambled to ask about his mysterious 'origins', Signore brushed them off by shoveling 2 tablespoons of wasabi into his mouth, then following up with a bowl of whole peeled tomatoes.

With the above photograph clearly showing the 'Riga Toni' name on several hundred bags of noodles stored on beer pallets, the damning evidence of his secret noodle base deep in the heart of the Baltic was one of the headlines today.  A special Senate committee formed to address the question of "WTF", while Emperor Ewing would only shake his head, then mumble something that sounded like:  "He didn't read Sun Tzu.  He didn't read Sun Bin." while listening to a medley of Bee Gees and Billy Joel 70's hits.

Meanwhile, the shadowy past  reared it's ugly head, with a supply of canned goods found stashed inside one of the Death Star's tractor beam control stations.  This is believed to be the largest supply since the Bantha pandemic of 2008, which greatly affected the supply of fecal matter for the audience to fling at caged monkeys near courtside.