Meet 2011 Celebrity Spokesman: TV's Roger Ebert!

Hey guys!  Big thumbs up for letting me do this year's Star Wars.  I will be here every week to provide commentary on the big Star Wars battles.  Who will get the Dark Vader trophy?  I have no idea.  I don't really understand too much about this stuff, I have been mostly concentrating on getting my face fixed.  Is my mouth moving when I talk?

You know, I've been a big fan of the Kings of Leon.  Big, fat fan.  I hope they get a high-ranking by Tony.  Right now they are my personal pick to win this Star Trek Warp Drive Tournament.  Let's go KOL!

Anywho...big thumbs up to the new groups getting in:  Tony has Shelby Lynne, Jessie Colter, The Heavy, Katy Perry (hot! Yes!), Adele.  I don't know this Wayne Hancock from Tony, but I do like his getting in Mumphord and Sons.  George Jones is in? Wow.  Back in the day, Gene Siskel would really crank up the George Jones, and I would say, "hey turn that down!"  Oh that Gene."
  Mark actually did get Blind Willie Johnson in, as well as Southside Johnny, the Pyschadelic Furs, Marty Robbins, really glad he got Johnnie Lee in there, he got the late Gerry Rafferty into this year, a fitting tribute to a great artist....oooo look the Decemberists are in there, Belle and Sebastian, we even got the Keith Richards going in as a solo artist....reminds me of when Fellini shot that scene on the Italian seaside of the fat girl dancing around on the beach, it evoked such a said pathos...anyway....great picks guys, Thumbs Up.

Thumbs Down:  "Hey guys, where is Lynyrd Skynyrd?  Such an iconic band should at least get a ceremonial invite.  They are no where around.  Michael Jackson getting invited is the equivalent of Dave Gumpert getting a College Degree.  He will be slaughtered on Day One.  Frank:  The Radio Active Vegetable Chicken Hearts:  That is NOT a real band.  It is a bunch of idiots making Sesame Street Youtubes.  Get them out.  I miss The Fools.    Alejandro? Alejandro Escovedo?  He almost won it last year, he was seen in concert, his CDs were listened to by both Mark and Tony.  He makes neither list.  That is not right. 
  For the first time ever: No Bob Seger?  What?   No Lyle Lovett by Tony?  No Warren Zevon from Mark...although Tony picked him up as a low-seed, some sort of back-fired strategy....
 Well I'll be back later, got some Kevin Bacon movies to watch.  Hey, whats the deal with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck?"