The following is a transcript of a Tony Signore telephone call to an anonymous source. Some people believe he is talking to Matt the Cat Ryan. But this is not confirmed:
"every time you mention collusion i think about stupid lance parrish....i say give him the inside scoop and let him run with it.....i am replacing van halen with bobby dylan...replacing metallica with jenny lewis...replacing the who with bobby plant....i am sitting in my kitchen making lists of bands...pretending they are real and fighting for a mythical trophy...i am 52 years old...wearing headphones so i can make sure i have the groups listed in the right order...i could do a lot worse i guess..... " (clicking noises, someone hangs up)
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