Death Star (Hoth System, courtesy ILM)--As word of the 2011 Star Wars Tournament Bracket Sheets being distributed in a radical blank format spread around the Death Star, various opposition groups turned out to protest the 'heinous act'. Calls for Emperor Mark Ewing to resign were echoing throughout the Engineering Section, while Ewing stormtrooper supporters were gathering in the Gymnasium to discuss what Ewing has described as "the hour of purification."
"I have tried to give these people exactly what they want, which is violence through sports and music. What more do they want? Blood? If so...my Stormtroopers may be able to 'oblige' them." Ewing told Anderson "Gary" Cooper, guest reporter for the MSW (Music Star Wars) Network. "These rebel alliances must be 'put down' in a timely and orderly manner. If my people tend to use 'extreme prejudice,' well...I can't be everywhere at once."
MSW coach Frank "Call Me Bwana" Lalonde shrugged off suggestions that the situation could affect the upcoming bracket draw: "What do they (protestors) want? A medal? I mean, there comes a time when you need to put fear and oppression aside, and just take one for the team. I personally think that Emperor Ewing's selection of NAMBLA (North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes) as a sponsor should be enough to satisfy the blood-lust of these 'upstarts'.
Tony "What? Mmmph" Signore took the microphone to blurt out: "Slarty-Bartfarst", before being escorted by his entourage to a waiting moped to hurry to his next appearance, which would include dedicating a new urinal in the Death Star Briefing Room.
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