The Lesser Of Two (Or More) Fools?

Secret Rebel Alliance Base (Dantooine)--The Fools, one of several surprise teams from last year's MSW tournament are trying to figure out what the matchups this year will be like with blank ballots flooding the scene.

Coach Frank "Soggy Bagels" Lalonde had already assured the squad that "it just doesn't matter."  This was shortly after Lalonde had already made his selections for this season.

Center Mike Girard invoked the "Psycho Chicken" defense for his earlier statement that 'The Fools' "are a LOCK for a #10 seed this year...the selectors would have to be blind not to see that."  Upon being informed that the Star Wars 'Idiots' had already sent out the brackets (sans teams or numbers, or even regions), Girard could only shake his head, mutter something that sounds like "damned phools", then stalked out of the bathroom stall, trailing paper which he had apparently been making notes upon.

Guard Lou Spagnola cast a different light upon the situation by shouting to the assembled shoe-shiners:  "Just a moment while I whip this out", followed by him unzipping his pants (which for some strange reason had the zipper on the back), and brandishing a 4-foot light sword.  When asked where he'd pulled that from, Lou replied:  "None of your damned business".  Spagnola then proceeded to detail the best way to make Ice Cream:  "Simple...just hit him in the nuts..."

Meanwhile, Emperor Ewing tried hard to placate Coach Tony "Pizza Hunter" Signore, who was threatening to exercise his 5th amendment rights unless Ewing did something about the current ballot situation.  "GLUMPH...mggggghhhh...**sputter**...and that's just PART of the story!" Signore told the zoo workers who'd gathered around after cleaning up the Bantha corral.  Following his statement, the workers asked Signore what they should do with the Bantha dung they'd picked up.  Signore quickly glanced at Emperor Ewing, screamed "MADAK....myxpytlik...", then snuck out through an open airlock.  Ewing told the workers that he didn't like having egg on his face.  Upon being informed that the substance wasn't egg, Ewing quickly called for General (and part-time coach) Ed Kruska, instructing Kruska to "Find that so-and-so...and never mind the cost.  I'll give you my personal I.O.U.  If I don't pay you back, you can keep the I.O.U..."