Tony Signore Reflects on the Enormous Power of Emperor Ewing

Mark Ewing, as usual, has gone mad with power. Announcing ten seeds. Signore was livid when he read the announcement. "WTF? I will not have KC and Sunshine idiots in my bracket. Nor do I intend to have Train or some other stupid group shaped like vegetables. "F" that. I have agreed to let Adele in my bracket of seventeen, but if Ewing thinks he can water down my list by using some obscure rule, that he invented, he has another thing coming. Remember the uprising in Tunisia and Egypt? I will grind the tournament to a halt. I can just see Ewing smiling through those pointed fangs of his. See you in court Emperor. Just try selling tickets with throngs of protestors chanting outside the stadium." Signore then stomped off while making noises that sounded like "Huurrpmphh ekkeelltss...shhuurrmppss!" Frank Lalonde was seen recording the sounds and translating.