Rumors Of Collusion Abound. Signore, Ewing, 'Napkin Dragon' All Sighted At Same Establishment

Bay City (MI)--Explosive new evidence in the Signore-Dragon Collusion case was produced earlier today.  In the above photograph, Signore can clearly be seen reflected in a mirror (though making slow, palooka-style attempts to 'cover-up'), along with Emperor Ewing and a 'napkin dragon'.  Ewing denied any kind of collusion, though he admitted to establishing a new stormtrooper division which he refers to as the 'Blue Glove Group.'  Coach Lalonde, while not in the photograph, was also sighted in the vicinity also wearing a 'blue glove.'

"What the hell is this?  Egypt?  Come on, I'm just putting together a, well you could call it a club.  And remember:  'You don't wear a glove, you don't get in no club,' (or words to that effect)" Ewing told a passing waitress.

Signore repeatedly denied being a member of the group, though the following photograph seems to clearly show him brandishing one (albeit, on his left hand, which we're not sure if that'd indicative of anything or not).

Lalonde appeared to be flabbergasted at the suggestion of a conspiracy.  "Hey, let me illuminati...uh...illumin...uh, fill you in on something.  It's like in the army.  The great prince issues commands.  Founds feasts.  Inferior people should NOT be employed."  Asked to explain the statement, Lalonde made a sound like "hurumph", then proceeded to admire a nearby beer pallet, neatly stacked with several cases of beer.  This initiated a battle of words between Ewing and Lalonde, with Lalonde arguing that the pallet was half full, while Ewing insisted that it was half empty.  Signore and the nearby 'napkin dragon' could not be reached for further comment.