Jamie N Commons joins up with Ewing Forces
(Edwards AFB)- General Mark Ewing came home from a rough day from school and cracked open a Magic Hat ElderBetty. He turned on the Conan Obrien, something he had not done in quite a while. The musical guest was Jamie N Commons and on the strength of one song, "Rumble and Sway", Ewing convinced him to join The Ewing forces. "Ah The Conan. What's up with his hair? Anyway, I really liked The Jamie N Commons Band". Ewing brought him into the Star Wars Skirmish to subdue the rebel Signore forces. Commons will replace 15-Joan Armatrading. "Hate to lose her, since Joan has had a fine music career and finally got a Star Wars invite, but right now we feel Commons offers the best chance for a fine win. Commons will be deployed to the Battle of the Bulge where he may face the likes of Sir Tom Petty and The Who. Commons could be the kind of surprise that may catch Signore with his pants very loose on his idiot body.
Tony "The Ice Boy" Signore WAS caught with his pants completly down. "Who be dat, guys?", clucked Signore, as he shuffled through dozens of papers on a hastily made card table near a frozen swamp. "I need a file on this guy, where my files? Where's my hat? Ah the wind just blew my papers all over. Need a paperweight thing. Does anyone have some chap stick? Where's my fishhook, oh yeah, its still with the fish. It was hot that day......"
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