Star Wars Guru Mark Ewing showed up and boldy predicted The Star Wars Sweet 16: "Well, I looked into the Crystal Ball, and The Ball looked into the Abyss. It came out blood red."
Here are the Sweet 16:
Stalingrad: 1-Lou Reed, 12-Led Zeppelin, 3-Kings of Leon, 2-Nick 'the knife' Lowe
Guadalcanal: 1- Rolling Stones, 5-The Jam, 6-Timmy Thomas, 2- TRex
Alamo: 1- The Beatles, 5- Devo, 3-Dave Stewart, 2- Dr John
Bulge: 1-GHarrison, 4-Hayes Carl, 3-Radiohead, 10-Warren Zevon
Ewing has seen so far into the future, you know. He sees things. "Yes, there it is," said Ewing. "Warren Zevon WILL send home ZZTop. Led Zeppelin will beat down Bruce Springsteen and that is a shame, but THAT is what WILL happen. I'd like to see them do it, in those flashy green Unis. Look for Timmy Thomas to be in the pack as well. I can't get enough of him banging away on that electric piana." Ewing is particularly proud of his Alamo squad. "I have assembled some tough sons a bitches to hold down that ole Mission. We see Abe walking around with The Fun. They are setting deer snares. Abe will be killed within days, I must say. Days."
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