2013 Stormtrooper Award: PETER FRAMPTON
For his heroics in the Battle of The Alamo, lowly 15-seeded Peter Frampton wowed the hundreds of Mexican troops as he advanced into the mission. He took down 2- Dr John, an enormous shocker. He also put away 7-Shirley Bassey. He killed Davey Crockett. On 30Mar13, the amazing Frampton was finally put down by 3-Dave Stewart. Frampton was able to do his amazing work while keeping that annoying voicebox pickup in his mouth at all times. He confused his opponents, often throwing his voice to another part of a room, like a ventriloquist.
12-Led Zeppelin and 13-Emmylou Harris were also qualifiers for this prestigious award, but Frampton outshone them all.

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