It has come to my attention that there are many things that must be done. Historic meetings are all well and good, but time marches on. Winston Churchill once said, "If you're going through hell, keep going." But Winston never had the white chili at Champs Bar in Middleville. I need to list guest bands for 2013.
Abe has never let me down. His picks are both thoughtful and thoughtless. "Fun," he said between sips of Sunday afternoon beer. "Ok," I replied. Fun it is. Abe likes to have fun, he is fun, and he says fun stuff. I officially approve.
Dan once told me that he loved Darren Daulton. I agreed with him, I too loved him. But during Darren Daulton Day in front of thousands of phillie fans, he said this, "That will be the end of this dispensation. I really don't know how to explain it. I don't know what words to use so people won't think I'm goofy. But by Dec. 21, 2012 [the last day recorded on the Mayan calendar], people will have a pretty good idea. It's all about consciousness and love. We have the ability to create whatever we want. We're all made of energy." Dan's pick is The Heavy. Now only Dan and I know how very close Dan came to a one year ban. Censorship Dan? Hell yes. Let me know how the Women's NCAA basketball tournament is going. Better run Dan, faster than my bullet. I approve The Heavy.
Diane's pick is controversial. She picked Alabama Shakes. I want to use the new Johnny Cash Challenge (featuring The Wounded Warrior) Rule. She has another pick, so I can not comment further. My lawyers are advising me on this one. Morley Shafer has called me twice today. Call it what you want, but this may end ugly.
Julia, Rihanna. I approve, but Julia is on thin ice. She needs to do research. Not just name the first pop artist that pops into her head. Julia, one more cup of coffee for the road, one more cup of coffee before I go to the valley below. Look for a low seed here.
Harold never even asked to enter a team. I have seen H manage his teams during crunch time. He gets jittery and makes poor decisions, maybe he needs a thick and frothy Slim Fast. He does not want to lose respect from his players. I think Star Wars will be good for him, whether he knows it or not. Kelly Willis will represent him. Approved.
Jim will enter in with Jimmy Hendrix. This is a good pick. First ironically Hendrix may be held back by the rule named after him. Does he have experience to be excluded from the Jimmy Hendrix Experienced Rule? When I refer to Jimmy, am I talking about the team or the coach? Why didn't I use him as my Kirby Kyle? Jim's initial pick was Justin Timberlake. He had to be replaced when he became violently ill after drinking a soda. Timberlake had this to say as the ambulance drove him away, "Purple haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny but I don't know why, 'scuse me while I kiss the sky," Yes Justin. Hendrix approved.
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