Fries and Whispers - Confessions of a member of Murder, Inc.

Out of the fog...into the smog.  Lalonde's Squad of E-Streeters, led by Center Bruce "Set-Shot" Springsteen, rode into Old Hickory and sent Tony "Mphff" Signore's Dwight Yoakam team back to the woodshed with an 81-72 victory.  "We smoked them like a ham," Lalonde told the SWI network following the whupping.  "Man eating cottage fries, like horse with no name adrift on lotus blossom," said CM, SWI regional television color-man.  Signore was no where to be found, until a janitor opened an unused broom closet, profusely apologizing for bothering him as Tony stuffed his face with massive quantities of fried potatoes, or, as Signore calls them:  "Life essence."