Ewing Angered at Ween, Zevon for early exits

   How many times has this happened to you?  You painstakingly get your good teams into some good spots only to see them fall to a bunch of commie morons?  "Lots", said Ewing.  "Zevon lost to the ^&%$ little pixies cups and Ween went out to the upstart Civil Wars.  "I don't really cotton to teams that I want to win show up and go through the motions.

  In other news, guest groups have been popping off publicly causing embarrassment to league officials.  Ruth Blauaw has been labeled as a 'trouble-maker', supposedly flipping off Tony Signore when she learned that her goofy boy band Backstreet Direction, was not allowed in due to really poor musical songs.  She quickly went on Mr Facebook and spouted off really bad vocally.  We are preparing punishment at press time and things do not look good at all.  She may get points.  She may be kicked out for a year.   I'm hearing rumours of Abe leaving his team too.  In a few hours I'll meet with Tony and go over some supposed violations. 

Ruth did something like this, I guess....



  Captain & Tennille out again.  I'd like to look it up, but I don't know if they have ever won a single game in Star Wars history. 

 Ewing hangs on to the fact that George Harrison and Chris Rhea seem to have produced good squads beating lots of teams like the lotus flower in a china shop, said The Chinaman. 

 

Billy Jack:  "Oh I can't believe the Civil Wars took out Ween."  I feel like kicking the Civil Wars in the face with my boot."