"Much like his liver, LaLonde is going to showcase his Blackheart..." Frank LaLonde
Sadly, Joan Jett will probably end up as a 13-seed through no fault of her own. Mark Ewing felt he had no choice to come down on Star Pup Frank Lalonde for his
lack of participation in the 2012
Star Wars Games. Seeking a thrill, Lalonde coached the Red
Hot Carrot Tops(sic) a few years back with mediocre results. He was rewarded
this year to a 6-seed for his news articles contributions that helped drive up
the Star Wars to a frantic pace. Lalonde chose Frank Zappa this year. While
the readers of the Blog waited for Frank to put in some articles, Zappa was
bowled over by the hot Paul McCartney. Lalonde did not put in a single article,
although he was seen throwing out dozens of news articles to the Facebook. "We
got 12 blurbs a day from him. News of the odd, and news of the downright
mundane. Today it was: How to make a chocolate Millenium Falcon, a photo of a
windmill, and an obiturary to someone I never knew.
"Lalonde will have
to move down to a 13-seed. Nothing personal, just
business. He will have to
submit
an actual band that tries to be a band and not a circus act."
Tony
Signore: "Frank is the wicked man. He shoulda get kicked out for a year, oh
laws, but well, he is a 13-seed now. I love the slop. I eat it up."
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