So far the big guns: Metallica, Graham Parker, Mott the Hoople, and The Rolling Stones!
With both coaches seemingly unprepared, Mark Ewing and Tony Signore never showed it during the Presser that followed after Phase One.
"I am very happy to get The Rolling Stones back into a very high seed. They did great last year, but slipped near the end, this time I think that this year will be to their liking", said Ewing.
"Tony Signore put in some awful groups, from aging 70's rockers like Boston and Frampton, to some stupid groups from Bluegrass and perhaps even some made-up groups. Who the hell is Wayne Hancock, or Sarah Jarosz? I'm pretty sure Tony was hungover too, in fact, I'm sure of it."
A huge crowd of Graham Parker fans were on hand as Mark Ewing announced Graham Parker's introduction as a high seed. Parker will be blowing right through many of Signore's stupid ass no- names.
"As far as the Ewing side, I got Jenny Lewis in, Tony didn't even have a claim on her. I got the up- and-coming Nada Surf, who Tony doesn't even know. He is such an ignorant ass."
Let the games begin....Phase Two is next. Look for the permanet seeding spots to go in. Look for the Ewing Down Syndrome rule, where the opponent will be able to knock down a group 5 spots. You heard me right.

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