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Monday, April 2, 2012

The Final Two!

02Apr12:  Graham Parker Vs The Shins

Yes....Mark Ewing has finally defeated Tony Signore and all that's left to do now, is to let the bands play one last song.  Parker would appear to be the heavy favorite in my opinion.

The CDs? Read below:

Imaginary Television
Imaginary Television by Graham Parker:

The ostensible premise behind Graham Parker's new studio release is that he created a batch of imaginary TV shows and then wrote the theme songs to accompany them. In the liner notes, he even provides a synopsis of each show rather than the song lyrics. It's an original, offbeat idea, befitting the witty Parker.

And it has absolutely nothing to do with the songs on this album. Not a damn thing. Yes, Imaginary Television is most certainly a concept album, but THAT isn't the concept. Rather than the collection of amusing novelty songs one might expect, Imaginary Television may be the most personal, vulnerable collection of songs Parker has ever released. It's a portrait of a man looking back over his life and re-evaluating everything, a man trying to come to grips with who he is---as an artist, a father, a husband, a human being.

Chutes Too Narrow

The Shins:  "Chutes Too Narrow"  2007 release: 

This analogy probably doesn't make much sense, but this album somehow feels like a crisp, sunny autumn day in October. It's harvest season, leaves are falling, and the air is swirling with the scent of pumpkins, apples, and burning wood. It's very odd that I relate this music to a very specific image and season, but it might have something to do with the fact that it's by far my favorite time of year.

This 10 song collection borders on perfection. There are many musical styles and instruments present throughout: at different times we hear keyboards, violins, harmonica, and even a steel guitar accompanying the perpetual layers of acoustic and electric guitars. But even with the varying instrumentation and styles, there is an all encompassing sound. It's hard to explain, but it's extremely uplifting and satisfying.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Barry Robaix 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=oPRqImO80Qg&NR=1

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=3653842514609&set=a.1056929033395.10950.1530932524&type=1&theater

Frank Lalonde Facing Star Wars Sanctions

Frank Lalonde is a No-Show to The Star Wars

                                                     They got the bug boy on him-

Ewing puts in Sanctions


 Mark Ewing felt he had no choice to come down on Star Pup Frank Lalonde for his lack of participation in the 2012 Star Wars Games.  Seeking a thrill, Lalonde coached the Red Hot Carrot Tops(sic) a few years back with mediocre results. He was rewarded this year to a 6-seed for his news articles contributions that helped drive up the Star Wars to a frantic pace.  Lalonde chose Frank Zappa this year.  While the readers of the Blog waited for Frank to put in some articles, Zappa was bowled over by the hot Paul McCartney.  Lalonde did not put in a single article, although he was seen throwing out dozens of news articles to the Facebook.  "We got 12 blurbs a day from him.  News of the odd, and news of the downright mundane.  Today it was: How to make a chocolate Millenium Falcon,  a photo of a windmill, and an obiturary to someone I never knew.

 "Lalonde will have to move down to a 13-seed.  Nothing personal, just business.  He will have to submit an actual band that tries to be a band and not a circus act."

 Tony Signore:  "Frank is the wicked man.  He shoulda get kicked out for a year, oh laws,  but well, he is a 13-seed now.  I love the slop.  I eat it up."

Final Four Preview

Heading into the Big Easy, The Final Four of Star Wars wobble on, ready for the Battle of Orleans. Vegas has produced the odds:

2.5 — 2-Roy Orbison's  line over 2-The Shins.


8.5 — 1-Graham Parker's line over 4-Raul Malo.

-"Its been a good tournament this year", said Star Wars Imperial Wizard Mark Ewing. "We had some great upsets from The Polysics and The Secret Sisters.  We had Sir Tommy Petty go on a great run from way back in the pack.  Peter Frampton, Paul McCartney, Cage The Elephant played tough."

"Where is my pen?", added Tony Signore, (a mere private first class rocket pup.)

 It didn't go well for everyone.  For every Cinderella story, there is a band that got cut down way too early.  "2-Radiohead and 2-Jenny Lewis.  Very disappointing.  Bob Dylan, was eliminated by some tough sons a bitches.  Nick Cave went out too early to the upstart Greensky Bluegrass or whatever the hell that is...." You know, I say it every damn year,  Elvis Costello gets his ass kicked....."said Ewing.

What albums are on the line?

"Hey Parker, where did you get those glasses frames?  From the vent window of a '98 Oldsmobile?"-Tony Signore.

Well, it will not be George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass".  "Signore has been taunting me with him getting that double CD with the large price tag.  Well, his own guy (Orbison) too him out, so that is it for Georgie and his very  basic guitar work.  Maybe he should a tried more stuff on that Sitar or perhaps the electric clavicle."

Mark Ewing is not 100 sure of what albums he wants.  "Give me a few days to figure it out.  Parker has a gigantic and impressive Discography, I need time to get it right, I'll look for some really big box set or something, or an import.  They will have to order it from the Believe In Music store in Nepal."

 "The Shins, I don't even know how many records they have.  They won't win it anyway.  This is the year of the Parker."

"I like......music.", said Tony Signore.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Roy in Finals!

Roy Orbison defeated George Harrison to make to his first final four.  Once again, Coach Signore, "He's fat, out of shape, and I think he's blind, isn't he?"